/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56945803
>*knock knock*
Hello, I'm your new neighbour and I need to tell you something
As part of my recent plea bargain I am required by the California Supreme Court and the United States Attorney for Southern California to declare to you that I am on the state and federal Dip Slurpers registry for a number of violent apes I committed last week against cute little dips on binance spot.
I have wandering diamondhands... so if you have any cheapies please keep them away from me, preferably in your home and in a location where I cannot see them from my window.
I am a troubled man, when I see a sexy dip in red I can't control myself. I just have to slurp them up.
My parole officer deems me to be a high risk to cheapies, I am a dangerous apeist, and I am VERY LIKELY to reoffend.

>>54126708
*in the background*
>oh my dear precious... oh dear dear dear
>teehee

I can barely resist, I know I shouldn't but... just a little taste never hurt anyone

mmmmm ooooh yesss dear, just one more little MMMMM one more little nibble mmmmnnngghhhh yesss my dear