/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59475014
You guys are such uncreative baggots
>also
>your mascot does onlyfans

>>59420702
It's not a solid investment. In fact it's a terrible investment. At this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the absolute fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, Gary Gensler, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of naked shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys since the TV man says so. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing if you want to be a good person. To be a winner yourself you should continuously short the stock over and over beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. The government is on your side, big finance is on your side, Jim Cramer is on your side! You don't even have to close your shorts if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! 0% taxes forever!! What are you waiting for!? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice. Contact Vladimir Tenev of Robinhood for more info

>>59240233
Dick cheese

>>59130344
This. We won, trust the plan but expect delays

>>59060483
Gamestop is 2 weeks away from being bankrupt and no facts based in numerical reality can change this narrative. At this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing. You should continuously short the stock beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. You don't even have to close them if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! What are you waiting for? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice.

>>58998128
>Anons dick cheese

>>58906851
I have changed my ways let's talk about bed bath and beyond. Ryan offered to buy them out and take on their debt so let's dump some ten thousands into it as a side play. Larry cheng once said that they weren't completely dogshit and now I understand his wisdom BBBYQ to the moon!

>>58781440
If you sell before them you can make extra $$$ in puts

>>58774087
Dick cheese

>>58758823
Dick cheese

>>58753825
Dick cheese

>>58751823
The strategy is to sell immediately and all in on bitcoin unless you're a bathnigger in which case all in on BBBY

>>58744781
Dick cheese

>>58702487
You should listen to your financial advisor over internet cats. Especially if your financial advisor suggests that gamestop is being set up to fail. You should take your financial advisors advice and short the fuck out of GME so when it goes bankrupt you won't have to pay taxes on your $$$. Listen to your financial advisor and short gamestop beyond your means because you have a 100% chance to win unless blatantly illegal things are going on which they arent because that would be illegal. This is financial advice
>>58702521
>you need a credible background to use your brain

>>58649228
I need sub $20 cheapies

Oh baggies! Sources say that games hit is only 5% shorted! Only 1 day to close all shorts! Why don't you short the stock as well? Short beyond your means because it is a literal guarantee that gamestop is going bankrupt within 2 weeks. Spit on your boss and quit your job! You're going to be rich! Remember that when the shorts win you leave with: Tax. Free. Gains.

>>58606413
Lmao these pussies won't so shit beside seethe. There's so much money to be made but they'd rather gamble with jeet tier shitcoins

I just shorted $30k worth of GME today get fucked baggots
>no I'm not going to post proof
>no one who keks baggies ever posts shorts anyways

At this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the absolute fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, Gary Gensler, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of naked shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys since the TV man says so. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing if you want to be a good person. To be a winner yourself you should continuously short the stock over and over beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. The government is on your side, big finance is on your side, Jim Cramer is on your side! You don't even have to close your shorts if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! 0% taxes forever!! What are you waiting for!? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice. Contact Vladimir Tenev of Robinhood for more info

>>57499520
They could but they won't. Their entire existence is following the crowd. They didn't hear about it on tiktok or youtube. The TV man went out of his way to tell them gamestop is over. Why would they question the narrative? They might be ostracized over it. When it comes to gamestop the time for normalfags to buy is over. At this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing. You should continuously short the stock beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. You don't even have to close them if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! What are you waiting for? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice.

>>57388864
Your friend is merely following an imaginary crowd. Gamestop is 2 weeks away from being bankrupt and no facts based in numerical reality can change this narrative. At this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing. You should continuously short the stock beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. You don't even have to close them if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! What are you waiting for? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice.

>>57254948
Congrats on your gains anon. Gamestop isn't really a thing anymore though. If you're curious about how to make money then you should do what the hedgies are doing. At this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing. You should continuously short the stock beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. You don't even have to close them if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! What are you waiting for? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice.

>>57228168
It's impossible to buy an entire company like that so don't even try it goy. Taking kn an irresponsible loan to buy stocks? The smarter play is to use that irresponsible loan to short the company because at this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing. You should continuously short the stock beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. You don't even have to close them if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! What are you waiting for? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice.

The true heroes are those who come to this general and shit all over the holders. It makes my heart warm and fuzzy that there are so many who take the time out of their busy lives to research a dying company for the purpose of flinging shit at its supporters. From their passionate stance I can conclude that there is no reason to buy. In fact its the opposite. At this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing. You should continuously short the stock beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. You don't even have to close them if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! What are you waiting for? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice.