/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23359617
>https://forgottenlanguages-full.forgottenlanguages.org/2017/06/poems-from-chantilly-orderly-shutdown.html
wtf is this?

I am completely tethered (crypto) / in cash (stocks) as of Friday - first time ever.

Am I being stupid? I have a stressful week ahead and I can't be worrying about my investments / babysitting my positions. I have a very uneasy feeling about both the stock market and the crypto market right now. Anyone else? Or am I just a giant pussy?

>>21830247
at 17? wtf. did you get a boner when they were cutting it off?

>>21803436
Like where the doodie comes out?!

>>21468702
It really depends on how much money you stand to lose, but if it won't make-or-break your business, I'd save myself the headache, refund them and never speak to them again.

I've been a business owner for 12+ years and I get at least one of these type customers every year. I've made the mistake of defending my business and not caving to their demands. These people lead sad, hollow lives and will take this up as their sole purpose in life until you're all the way fucked.

>>21056262
For the last 9 months I've been stacking LINK and I've also been Jelqing a ton too. At work today, I hid in the bathroom three seperate times to check the price of LINK and Jelq. It's like the price of LINK and the frequency at which I Jelq are somehow correlated. Did anyone else get into Jelqing after adding Chainlink to their portfolio? Can anyone explain why holding LINK compels one to Jelq?

Careful in the market this week guys. My dad knows a big-wig at Goldman Sachs and he recently told my dad:
>The economy is perched on the tip of the bulls pecker, and sooner or later it's going to spurt into the dirt
Trade safely my friends.

A lot of my friends in the finance industry are scared shitless today but they won't say why... something big might be coming

>>18992725
Why did she file charges then? Did you do something to make her regret it? Or she's just randomly out to ruin some guy's life and you just got unlucky?!

>oil drops 90%
>oil companies and etfs only drop 2%
>he still bought

>>17586447
Translation: my friends are all out busy enjoying their lives, meanwhile I'm a shut-in hermit autistically studying pajeet scamcoins and nothingburger 'happening' threads, and through some delusional backwards cope thinking I view myself as superior to everyone

how much USD does a blue party hat go for these days?

>go to college to study finance
>costs roughly $60,000 yearly
>barely being able to afford it with help from my parents
>literally working almost the same amount of hours at my job as i'm studying
>pick up online poker
>playing small $5, $10 poker tournaments
>turns into $200 ante games over the course of a month
>playing several games at a time
>currently pulling ~$3,000 weekly from gambling
>7 - 10 hours a day + class
>like this for almost 2 months
>fucking drained every day but I can afford tuition and live comfortably
>absolutely no social life
>literally live at my desk
>now playing a handful of games on two monitors

how can I pull my life back together anons, I'm tired of this lifestyle but I'm already so invested and I don't want to end up losing it all when financially I'm making the most I ever have

>>9999999
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!