/biz/ - Business & Finance

>when
Bull run was over 3 days ago dude

>the tech bubble
Some billionaires investing billions in other billionaires companies

>the housing bubble
Yup, they handed houses out for free at Nirvana gigs. You shoulda seen it man.

>the crypto bubble
Yup, we all played our Pearl Jam records backwards and heard a message saying "Buy Bitcoin in 2011 dude"

>>29392817
Stop 'investing' in coins related to fast food, zoomerbro ,and maybe you won't panic sell whenever your $50 worth of MCFUCK falls to $0.000000000000000001
You're welcome.

>>29265608
>for like a month
>10 days = a month
Fucking ADHD....

>>28916267
U GET RUG'D FAGGUT

I used to do paid shilling for a Digital Marketing agency. Worked for dozens of clients shilling shit on the internet all fucking day.
It sounds good, but gets really old really fucking quickly.
I split it into two strands, automated shilling, using something like 'xrumer' (this was about 10 yeas ago), and social shilling, which wuold be manually finding and shilling opportunities.
The pay was shit, and it made the internet shitter, and I just want to go back to the days of Geocities.

>>28797758
>emails were fucky in the 90s

Email has been perfectly stable for about half a fucking century.

>>28566398
>the problem is a technological-generation gap
The protocol you are using to send packets to a web server was written by someone who is 65, zoomzoom.

The chart is missing the 2009 crash, in which it slowly crept up from a fraction of 1 cent to $0.12 at a peak, before crashing back down to $0.02.
I was there when people were panic selling full bitcoins for $0.04 each.

t. the guy that created the most popular 4chan meme of 2008

>>27682981
gas yourself, basedboy

>>27538282
>I wonder what creates this mindset
I explained exactly why and you didn't understand
Fuck off clueless cunt. You are poor and think putting 10k into crypto will change the fact.
>smart ones among us see that crypto is the golden ticket for this century and are loading up as much as possible
You were late. You are still poor. You will never make it.
>ill never work a job
No shit, unemployment benefits is peak performance for you. No talent, no qualifications, no experience, no clue.

Didnt buy the dip
But didnt panic sell either

BASED you say? How kind of you

>>26179029
That you are all a bunch of pathetic faggots

>tfw you have to go back

you know the drill, son
84 suicide
840 make it

>>25165225
I wish people wouldn't bring that """e-celeb""" faggot shit around here.

>>24983506
>anime posting fucking absolute LOSER

>>24945355
Sell a house you entitled fuck
Death to the slumlords when

Have any of you actually had COVID?

I did. Felt flu-like symptoms on a Friday night, isolated myself at home, tested positive the next week, "worked" from home for roughly 2 weeks, tested negative after ~14 days and was back in the office within 2 weeks after testing positive (had a negative test + no more symptoms). The first 2-3 days were the worst, felt achy and freezing cold (like a flu), then after that subsided I lost my sense of smell and taste (completely lost it, have never experienced anything like it before) and became very congested. After the cold symptoms went away, it was basically all done and I knew I'd test negative on my next COVID test (which I did)

I cannot be more adamant that COVID is a huge, huge fucking nothingburger. I realize that the disease can be more/less severe depending on someone's underlying health conditions (just like the flu, etc.) but holy shit. So much of this pandemic is just manmade hysteria. The fear and paranoia caused by people taking the panic porn and hysterical media at face value is just fucking embarrassing.

Who just got liquidated?

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