/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18693871
Show me your portfolio, and I'll consider a facetime date.
Crypto-wenches and harlots who are all in on cruise line stonks need not apply. If your portfolio is smaller than mine, you will also need to sign a prenup first.

>>18100670
I didn't think this was going to drag out like 2008 or 2001. Everybody is connected and information moves faster. Things get priced in rapidly. Plus the last two had an underlying bubble, this one is just a mandatory two-week vacation for everyone. Right now it's looking like Monday was the bottom.

>>17716670
It really must be exhausting being a bearsuit. If you laid out the historical course of the market into one 24hr timeline, the bearsuits get to be right for all of 18 seconds, and dead wrong the other 23hrs, 59 minutes and 42 seconds.

We're all wrong in ways, we're just not always wrong.