/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58345629
>petrol

I'd like to talk to the TMF shill

>Fitch downgrades US credit rating seemingly at random
>Oh interesting who's in charge of Fitch?
>Oh shit Fitch is owned by Hearst
>A humongous media conglomerate who has been trying to influence American politics for a century
Jesus fucking christ it's so tiring

Futures were up almost 2% last night, what gives?

Is SPY really just going to tongue 400's anus and dump again?

Jesus fucking christ can we please stop fucking tanking every goddamn time there's some minute shift in jobs

Hey this isn't /smg/

Tell me why the fuck anyone at all should care about 10 year bond yields being 1.6% instead of 1.1%? It's still garbage. These last few red days remind me of last year when people kept freaking the fuck out about absolutely nothing and then were dumbfounded when the market pulled a solid green bull dick the entire next week

So was today literally just hedge fund retards and rich bastards being the biggest fucking sore losers of all time and begging their buddies to not allow trading on GME and AMC anymore? I really can't imagine a world where that's okay with the SEC but what the fuck do I know

Are you guys going to just go ahead and pay your 2020 taxes around the normal time in 2021 or are you waiting to see what happens? It seems completely absurd to me that the federal government wouldn't provide some sort of tax relief or deferral after demanding people not go to work all year and then royally fucking up their unemployment benefits, but hey, my expectations are essentially nonexistent for the politicians in charge of us at this point. I'm really not looking forward to getting a $1500+ tax bill after being put out of work all fucking year.

Is it too late to buy into something like HIBL? What the fuck even happened today? Suddenly banks, cruises and airlines are up 40% because.... there's maybe a vaccine for something that everyone was already anticipating a vaccine for? I really don't fucking get it.

I was going to buy HIBL this morning because my ETSY was way up premarket, but then suddenly ETSY ate a dick all day while HIBL was up 35%+. What is anyone even supposed to buy right now?

Seriously what the fuck, this stimulus shit can't have an effect on the market at this point. Months of fucking back and forth. Algos are just toying with retail at this point. Feels great to see my entire portfolio bleed into the red again

What the fuck has been going on for the last hour? I take a shower and eat some food and everything shits the bed. Did JPOW speak or some shit?

What the fuck is going on?? What random ass non-news is causing this fucking sell off? I fucking hate this market of dumbshits

Seriously WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK is this shitty dump? Who the fuck is selling? How in the goddamn world have people not come to terms with the facts of the pandemic and stimulus talks?? This just seems like more random bullshit. I LOVE losing tons of money overnight when I can't do anything about it

WHY THE FUCK IS SQ SHITTING THE BED

NO NEWS NO NOTHING

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLOWN WORLD

Is this fucking for real? I mean jesus fucking christ every time he speaks, without fail, the market tanks. Who the FUCK keeps selling when he talks? I honestly cannot believe people are this fucking stupid after 6 months of the same shit

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PLAY??

I'm not fucking touching 3x ETFs today, any slightly bad news will send them down hard

What's actually good to buy? Do I just sit out for now? Fuck this shit

So the day I buy DRIP it fucking tanks. Oil is still going to shit though, right?? I'm instantly down 6%

Also what the fuck UVXY??

>>22963579
>>22963360
Jesus fucking christ can someone throw me a fucking bone? How is there no discussion of the stimulus talks today and how they'll affect the market? Goddamn

Seriously what the fuck is up with these selloffs? It makes no goddamn sense to me that all kinds of completely unrelated companies would tank at the EXACT SAME TIME.

What do these fucking companies have in common that would make their tickers literally identical?

>UPS
>LAC
>TSM
>NCNO
>ETSY
>WKHS

Why? It doesn't make any fucking sense other than people that are absolute mouth breathing retards panic selling because red line go down a bit

Also fuck you, whoever was shilling LAC. What a piece of fucking trash.

Whoever fucking shilled LAC so hard, FUCK YOU.

Goddammit this market is absolute trash.

God fucking dammit seriously what the fuck is up with after hours trading? FNGU keeps shitting the bed and there's nothing I can fucking do about it. How is this even allowed?

So this is really how it's going to be, huh? I was up 21% overall this morning, now I'm up 12%. If I was able to sell premarket I would have kept everything but no, that's somehow against the rules unless you're a millionaire kike. Why? Why can't we make it bros