/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53507823
SITE NOW

>Y-you...you just got lucky!

>>12309477
Did the United States arm them the same way they armed the Middle East? *gasp*

oh no!

Any predictions on the next meme?

>>11865885

>>11833371
>both sides literally killing people by the thousand with machine guns and bombs
>oh no, someone cut open a kid!

>wait you mean there's still real people trading?

>>11473899
>28
>work a high pressure white collar job with demanding bosses and clients
>have professional certs which I have to study in my own time
>live with my girlfriend of 3 years and have to manage a relationship
>have to find time somewhere for my family and my gf's family
>on top of this have to keep my body in shape and ensure my diet is reasonably healthy and balanced
>expected to also maintain an active social life
>trying to develop business ideas and side hustles
>have to actively manage a portfolio of my own investments
>want children at some point which will be an added time sink
>in addition to all of this prefrontal cortex is relentlessly bombarded with social media, advertisements, news, bullshit

>Anyone else close to cracking?

>>11253901
>"No dude taking on responsibilities and caring for another human being is a waste of time, btw man did you see that IPhone X Janice posted on Faceberg?"

>>11245603
>He had over $3 million in January and didn't cash any out.
Anon I...

>>11138282
the fuck is this?

>>11108918
The Jews took a dollar I KNEW IT

>>11078889
becoming trans was NOT a choice anon
I was BORN this way
>* saws off penis *
This thread needs a trigger warning I'm bleeding now

>what do you mean you don’t have a Snapchat??

>You consider yourself a what? A Libertarian?
>Wait a sec, did you vote for Trump?

>>11059230
>Guys Ripple is only 25 cents that's like so cheap. A much better buy than Monero at $100. Hold on, let me log into Coinbase and link my bank account.

>>11056783

>sits at home all night on his computer like a robot
>calls others NPCs for going out and experiencing new things
The most ironic part of this shitty reddit meme is that the people who are posting it are the real NPCs. So far I've seen it aimed at people who travel, soldiers, people who socialize, people who dance, athletes and people who go camping/hiking. They can't seem to realize that these are some of the top activities protagonists do in the vidya they go home and play every night. 90% of people who post this meme are background NPCs who walk to and from work, while not even having enough programming to form more than a forced 1 sentence response when interacted with. While the people you accuse of being scripted NPCs go out and live, you pathetically chuckle in your mind and then go home to upload it to the NPC board that is 4chan.

>>11057198
whats bitcorn?

>>11056372
It's called fresco

Yo bros I just saw a s.o.y.lent truck drive by
Maybe we can catch it and enjoy a delicious drink!

>”you haven’t seen the avengers movies?”

>you haven’t seen Handmaid’s Tale????