/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49848759
lmfao

>be car corporation
>bribe country's judiciary, executive power
>'cars are the future! what's good for GM is good for 'Murica!'
>make gorrilion dollars of straight lines through country (to stimulate car and truck usage)
>make jaywalking a thing (so cars are the only things allowed in the road) lmfao
>acquire and destroy electric public transport (rail cars will never die faggots)
>it's a crime but you and your crew are fined literally a dollar $1 (google it!) and walk unscathed
>rule the economy, ez lambos forever
>years later
>'b-b-but brown people is le cringe'

it's that easy to scam amerifats

>>49524740
>mfw i know of two out of three of those troons