/biz/ - Business & Finance

We live in a world were $8 is fud. Praise kek

>>21900722
$12677

LINK LITERALLY PUMPING RIGHT NOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I FOUND MY CAT HOLY FUCK THANK GOD AND ALL THE SUPPORTING ANONS ON HERE FUCK YES

>>20205184
Fud

>>20022017
Is it eoy retard? No

Link
a.4.50
b.4.51
c.4.49

I'm making more money today than I did the whole year in 2019. I can escape waging and pursue my dream very soon.

LINK is my salvation.

>>19894736
I'm making more money today than I did the whole year in 2019.I can escape waging and pursue my dream very soon.

LINK is my salvation.

I know the the BTH halving is predicted to instigate another bull run, but can anyone here coherently and logically explain why?

we've been shilling it for years. even on national television two years ago.

stay poor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lN28ngZ46E

2:50

>>17255724
AYY LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lN28ngZ46E

3:00

2 years ago, the prophecy of LINK was foretold on the Today Show. why didnt you listen?

>>17249105
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>>14687499
>Be you
>Wake up
>The year is 2026
>You sit down in front of your laptop as you remember what happened.
>The crypto market crashed 4 years ago, at a moment nobody expected.
>Mass suicides, people losing everything, / biz / full of pink wojaks for weeks, and the countless suicide threads popping up after the crash.
>A tear rolls down your cheek as you open / biz /, remembering the good old times when you dreamed about getting rich posting pink wojaks, shilling, and calling other people pajeets. You remember all those who tried and lost their lives and savings trying to get rich. You remember the digimarines, the deluded arkies, the bitcoin maximalists as btc went down.
>A wasteland. No crypto threads.
>You close / biz/ and open coinmarketcap.
>The page is almost completely empty. Only 5 coins appear in front of you, with a total marketcap of almost 10 trillions.
>You take a look at your bed.
>Your 10/10 white bride is still sleeping.
>Your 100% white children are probably sleeping too.
>You take a look at your Rolex in your wrist.
>It’s 6:37 am
>You close your $1M laptop and stand up.
>There’s a wall in front of you.
>A handsome bearded white man is staring directly at you.
>He’s holding a white cube with a light-blue padlock.
>At his side, there’s a frogman with a crown, blessing him with a divine wand.
>The moment feels almost surreal. A divine force of happiness invades your mind and soul, completely overwhelming you, bringing you to your knees, as you almost pass out.
>A smug smile shines across your face as you remember that random shill that made you go all in on ChainLink.
>”Thank you anon, thank you Kek, thank you Sergey” - You whisper softly as you close your eyes and inhale deeply.

And it's all going into Link

>>13967744
welcome, Sergey loves everyone equally

>>13758338
imagine being a no linker

Glory be shown to my fellow Link Marines on this day. For we are one day closer to the Singularity.

We have been given this opportunity - to be a part of the Oracle solution. We are not worthy of the blessing that are stored in our future. We must only believe and have patience. We need not be kept awake at night. Our paths have led us here and we know not why. We are comfy in our HODL. Our hands are of iron and our minds are discerning. We ask for updates and we receive none; yet our faith grows in the project. For we know a place is being prepared for us at the table.

We show our gratitude by praising Sergey vocally. We lift his name up high.

Let us pray.

Our Chainlink Team, who art in San Francisco, praise be to your names. Thy mainnet come. Thy updates be done, on Github and on Ropsten. Give us this day, our daily commits, and forgive us for our memes, as we forgive those who FUD against us. Let us not stray into pink wojaked Corrolas, but deliver us Swiftly to the promises of Lambo Land. For thine code is the way and we /Follow_Rory's_Instructions. Financial freedom forever and ever. Amen.

>>13518686
Hopium is great but I prefer analysis and critical thinking. Pleased you're following me but I won't make a trip.

>>13517242
Based. I'd buy a hardcover copy with full colour memes and the history of link plus the breadcrumbs and all the fan fiction if we make it.

>>13513125
based

>>13427598
we need sergey as baby jesus