/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ok i bought $1k worth from my $8k gains made thanks to the latest /biz/ calls
Thank you based anons for these threads
Now let's pray for Sam to pumo our bags from his prison laptop

Which is the better strategy?

>say you lost your crypto in a hack
>say you died in <insert name of South American country's where you can easily bribe local officials to get a fake death certificate>

These seem to be the 2 most popular strategies, but which is the best? Are there any alternatives?

Sam is part of some kind of CIA or other anti-Crypto govt sponsored group. This all went according to his plan.

>bait in a bunch of crypto investors
>oops we lost all of your money by investing it in another company
>oops we lost any remaining money on our exchange in a hack, gee we got hacked so hard and can't find the culprit sorry!

Some real smart glowing motherfucker was like "Hey, crypto isn't regulated. So let's steal from the cryptotards and siphon that money back into the government and/or democratic party for election purposes."