/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4715590
The classic cap & brim style is fit for any occasion, however it implies you're part of a ponzi, it also implies you're joking due to the satirical nature of it. Market value of one these bad boys in 2019? Shits going to $100k son.

The mt.gox beach-popularized-by-blacks style hat can turn any soyboy into a true Chad in just one tip. No longer will Stacy ignore your pitiful, exposed head. Hide your mop like a real gangsta.
>>4715805
Coming soon..?

Hey hey heeeeey.

Hey hey heeeeey.

Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey.

Wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassaaaaaap bitconneeeeeeeeeeect.

Hey hey hey everybody my name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City New York let me tell you guys that I am so excited I am so happy I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing glorious super exciting moment of my life with all of you guys and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it. The world is not anymore the way it used to be MMM MMM MMM NO NO NO. BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEECT. WOOOOOOOOO. BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT.

We are coming and we are coming in waves. We are starting and we are going to actually go all over the world we are building the entire world. Let me tell you guys that I started one hundred and thirty seven days ago with only twenty five thousand six hundred and ten dollars and right now I am reaching one hundred and forty thousand dollars. WOAHOAHOAHOAHOAH WASSUP. And let me tell you that I am actually earning around one hund- I mean one thousand and four hundred dollars on an everyday basis seven days a week. WHAAAAAAAAT. I am right now independently, financially independently. I am saying to so many people who say that this was going to be a con artist game, that this was going to be a scammer game, “hey you gonna lose all your money.” My wife still doesn’t believe in me. I’m telling him but honey listen this is real. “Oh nonononono, that’s a scam.” I said “but wait I’m gonna go to the bank, I’m gonna get my bitcoins, I’m going to actually put it into dollars. Here they are right on the table.” “Nooo, that’s money they took from another account.” I say “what am I gonna do?”