/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8774559
The whole joke is that Chad is an exaggerated caricature. The virgin does socially awkward, yet completely normal and relatable things while Chads does the opposite of everything the virgin does to an extreme degree.

At least, that's how the joke was before everybody missed the point and thought it was just things I don't like versus things I do like.

>>3498540

Fuck her better.

>year 2020
>go for a coffee at starbucks
>Chad and Stacy are behind me in the line.
>I start to feel nervous and uncomfortable since the nice smell of Stacy shampoo triggers me.
>My turn to order
>"I-ii--w-want to order a latte, medium size ....and I want to pay with bitcoins, please."
>Sorry???
>ehhhh....B-bb-bitcoins
>The cashier gives me a disapprove look
>"Ohh yeah...right...that weird money"
>My hands start to sweat
>She pulls out an Ipad and start to convert USD to BTC
>*Sights*...Ok sir that will be 0.00000015 btc.
>scan the qr code
>electrum wallet informs me that I have to pay 0.01 BTC as transaction fee
>proceed to pay
>"Thanks you sir...now I have to remind you that we have to wait for at least 3 confirmations on the payment....it will take about 5 hours"
>"You can wait on the couch over there..."
>Chad proceeds to pay for his order
>"I will pay with my golden premium ultra deluxe platinum VISA"
>LOL....no-coiners....when they will learn?
>The cashier informs Chad that he has a 15% of discount for paying with his card and he also accumulates point for airplanes tickets.
>Transaction takes 2 seconds to confirm.
>Chad leaves with Stacy holding hands
>After 3 hours of waiting for confirmations, I get hungry
>I want to buy something to eat, but I realize that I dont have fiat or bank cards and I cannot spend more bitcoin since I have a cat to feed at home
>after 50 more minutes I am able to go home.
>Still cannot understand why crypto isn't mainstream
>I laugh at no-coiners
>feels fucking good to be an early adopter using the money of the future

>>2655032
>>2655038
kek