/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53669544
>show up to office before everyone else
>down a 12oz coffee as soon as im in
>make another cup and go to my desk
>sip on coffee for the next hour
>important meeting at 8am
>have to shit a cannon ball during meeting
>run downstairs the (1) toilet we have in the men's room.
>occupied
>the battle raging cannot be contained
>have to run back to meeting call
>shit leaking out of my ass
>finish meeting
>im not feeling well, boss I need to go home
>go home and release a torrent of shit into the toilet