/biz/ - Business & Finance

Guys, I haven’t got long but I just thought I’d jump in real quick to let you know of something I was just informed of.

Long story short I work as a self employed light bulb replacement operative for various skyscrapers around North America. Anyways this morning I’d just scaled the building of the job I’d been contracted for (high up) and what do I see? It’s only Larry Cheng sitting up there having his morning coffee! I asked him wtf he was doing and he told me he didn’t have time to explain but said GameStop (ticker: GME) is gonna run up to 800 where there’ll be another stock split via dividend, then it will run back up to 800.

I couldn’t believe it! As he told me I leaned back and lost my safety helmet. He said to me “hey, you best look after that, I want you to keep this info under there!”

Then as quick as a flash he opened up his broad, feathery wings and flapped off.

So, feel free to do with this info as you wish, just keep this one under your hats gents.

Thanks me later

Guys I just got back to my apartment after helping a resident in the same block.

When I was entering the building she was trying to open the door whilst struggling to carry a lamp. I asked if she needed some help carrying some of her furniture up to her apartment. She accepted my help, it transpired that she lives on one of the top floors (high up).

Anyways, we got talking and she asked me if I'd heard of Gamestop (ticker: GME)? I said "no, it sounds like a baggy cult".

To which she responded "Kek baggies lmao". But then she went on to say that she works in high finance (high up), anyways, she says the FED is now involved. Basically they're offering the SHF's enough collateral to keep kicking the can on this one to protect the market. Apparently they're gonna slowly ride this baby all the way up to $800, where there will be a stock split again, then it will ride up again to $800 around September time of next year.

Anyways, keep this one under your lampshades guys.

Thanks me later.