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>Short Interest at 120%
>Shorts require leverage
>Leverage comes from lending institutions
>Silvergate gets heem'd
>SVB gets omegaheem'd
>Smart shorts close positions Friday and make bank (first out the door is not a panic)
>Lenders get spooked Friday afternoon, need cash in case of runs
>Shorts receive a call from Marge over the weekend
>Shorts must put up cash or liquidate position
>They don't have the cash so they move to close positions
>Short interest still at 120%
>GeraltFuck.mp4

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>>54067584
>$27 they send you $20 in quarters

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>the smjeet has a brown id

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>>53543515
>writing diaries

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>>49801762
Enjoy learning why it’s called poor man’s gold.

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>>49805230

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>>49568872
>he didn’t sell yet

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>>49510259
leave them alone anon, its all they have

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>All we gotta do is hodl guise that's all there is to it. Those hedgies that have made a living successfully finding every known financial loophole in existence who have lawyers that can find a loophole to allow their clients to get away with murder? Just hodl. As detailed by our good pals at leddit it's quite simple. What could possibly go wrong? There's nothing they can do about it. Just hodl.

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