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I work in doordash and any time they tip lower than two bucks I take it personally. I help myself to some of their food. This little gem ordered five guys and I carefully peeled open his package and stuck my hands all over his fries eating fry after fry the whole drive. Fucker. The best part about five guys is they make the sticker super easy to peel, and they dump most the fries in the bag, so you can eat it without them ever being suspicious. by the time he got his order (with only a $2 tip), his food had my fingerprints all over it.