/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54274858
it comforts me to know that some aspects of humanity has been relatively unchanged over the centuries

>>49639263

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /smg/ threads, and I’ve been involved in numerous pump and dumps on Nasdaq, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in technical analysts, fundamental analyst on memes and I’m the top trader in the entire US stock markets. You are nothing to me but just another retail trader. I will wipe the fuck out of your portfolio with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this market, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your investments. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I will short all your holdings seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my one hand. Not only am I extensively trained in going long and short on memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of options on my brokerage account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of the market, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will short stock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.