/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Major Tom
>no feedback

>be me
>First day as front end vue.js dev
>Boss has ponytail and beard
>Calls everyone "champ"
>Go to open office space
>Literal ballpit in the corner
>Everyone looks either malnourished or obese, and ugly as shit
>Meeting @ 9 am
>Everyone gathers a circle and throws a beach ball covered in questions and answers the question that their thumb lands on
>Then ponytail pulls out a fucking acoustic guitar and a room of grown adults sings the Bear in the Big Blue House theme song
What the FUCK is this kindergarten? How the fuck do I escape?

Please be red tomorrow! I went all in on SQQQ, I'd be financially ruined if we had a surprise green wave

You aren't going to be the anon with 0 NAK when Pebble Mine gets approved are you?

>>15057703
There's no coming back from overdosing on AMB.

absolute carnage and sell walls are still up

In an alternate timeline:
>BTC devs never went off the rails about a modest block size increase and a few new opcodes
>ETH is a sidechain
>Autists and druggies have an MW sidechain, no monero
>Lightning much further along, maybe even usable
>United front, little to no fragmentation because everything fits under the BTC umbrella: at the cost of doing one hard for every 3-5 years we have snarks, starks in development, sidechains, more efficient transaction types, MAST, perhaps more performat script, compressed blocks, other improvements, off-chain computation proofs, L2 mixers
>No segwit, clean break hard fork for the tx malleability
>Lack of fragmentation means most projects are stallman-tier, ICO boom never happened.
>BTC at 50k+
>...
>...
;_;

Don't shill me SplitShitVision or "Bitcoin BCH". It's not bitcoin, there was only one chance and the market decided. Creg is not satoshi, BSV is for QAnon's conspiracy boomers, and BCH is a fringe ancap group mostly held together by something like 50 people on reddit and private groups. What has been done cannot be undone.

In an alternate timeline:
>BTC devs never went off the rails about a modest block size increase and a few new opcodes
>ETH is a sidechain
>Autists and druggies have an MW sidechain, no monero
>Lightning much further along, maybe even usable
>United front, little to no fragmentation because everything fits under the BTC umbrella: at the cost of doing one hard for every 3-5 years we have snarks, starks in development, sidechains, more efficient transaction types, MAST, perhaps more performat script, compressed blocks, other improvements, off-chain computation proofs, L2 mixers
>No segwit, clean break hard fork for the tx malleability
>Lack of fragmentation means most projects are stallman-tier, ICO boom never happened.
>BTC at 50k+
>...
>...
;_;

Don't shill SplitShitVision or "Bitcoin BCH" cringe in here. It's not bitcoin, there was only one chance and the market decided. Creg is not satoshi, BSV is for QAnon's conspiracy boomers, and BCH is a fringe ancap group mostly held together by something like 50 people on reddit and private groups. What has been done cannot be undone.

>>13542047
Not a lot cause I'm a linklet.
2500 stinkies. I'm not gonna make it bros.

Long story short, I'm a fuck up. Many would call me a manchild, but I don't play games or do drugs, so I dunno. Fact is, I was an almost big league singer/songwriter back in the early 2010s, and life was fucking grand, but I now live with my parents at 30 years old as a divorcee with a daughter I haven't met and child support due each month, unemployed.
My only skills are in faggy acoustic guitar, and I ran a hotel for a year but couldn't hack it.
My CS is set at $340 a month, and I couldn't even live with min wage and make it.
Positive thing is I own house I'm moving into but make payments on the lot (trailer fml) at $300 per month. Other expenses are car @ $300, bills @ $200, and food, so grand total of like ~$1300+ per month to barely barely scrape by.
I have no idea what to do to live, much less be able to afford a lawyer to set up visitation with my daughter.
If this is not the place to ask for help then feel free to delet

>so poor that people at work bring me food because they hear my stomach growl and see me eating ramen every day
>went to a convenience store today, needed another 9 cents. Didn’t have it, left a 97 cent item on the counter
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>SAAAAAVE MEE
>CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

If only I was able to make 8% of daily profit .........................................how much %%% of your portfolio would you need to make 100$ in a day?

>>9242994

I cant believe so many faggots low IQ people are here

/r9k/ needs to be fucking nuked from this site

I didn't watch this shit but apparently his fucking mom comes in and finds him.

just horrible

Is crypto really over? Will the world go back to the way it was before Bitcoin was invented?

It's looking more and more every day like the old days are behind us. I just decided to sell everything while I'm still up 50x. Does anyone else have this feeling that the blockchain bubble has finally burst for real this time?

>>8070581
>buying turtle
It's only on Tradeogre and tradesatosh. Buy my bags pls I went all in at 17 sats and have been riding this wave straight into the ground

>>8023241
a-anon i don't know how to tell you this

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

THIS WAS MY LAST FCHANCE TO MAKE IT

TO GET OUT OF POVERTYY

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK


WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>7927065
>>7927046
>>7927055
My precious 2 ZCL are gone, why didn't i left them in the wallet, wa wuz i thinking man

>>7743322
>tfw I spent 12 million dollars on an 8th of weed

>>7246356
>tfw went all in on Monero 2 days ago
>it went from $330 to $230 in one night

I'm new to all of this. It's going to go back up, right? Please, /biz/. I need it to go back up. What should I do? Should I sell?

>be me ~2-3 months ago
>finally get a job after 6 months of searching
>it's not much (retail), but it pays the bills

>fast forward to ~3 weeks ago
>get fired because "sorry, Anon, we just don't think you're a good fit with our team"
>get desperate, need a new source of income fast
>dump my entire life savings (about $2k) into bitcoin at $15k
>it crashes the next day
>continue to hold, figure maybe it will go back up soon
>it crashes again
>and again
>and again

I can't take it anymore, /biz/... I'm already 3 days behind on rent and I can't stand to see my money keep dropping. I'm selling everything right now before it drops even further. I should have known better than to get involved with this glorified ponzi scheme...

LADS LADS LADS

SELL NOW?? THIS TETHER SHIT IS SCARING ME ONCE WE START DIPPING HARD EVERYTHING WILL DIE

>Be me
>Working a prestigious software engineering job making well over $175k/yr
>Feel kind of rich but still constantly worried about becoming homeless

>Be me
>Preschool
>Mom gives me two quarters to buy a muffin at the bake sale
>Have never felt even remotely that rich in my entire life
>Two entire quarters, big shiny silver coins - nobody in the world was richer than me at that moment

>tfw you made it but it only made you sadder because you realized that "Money doesn't buy happiness" isn't actually a meme