/biz/ - Business & Finance

>become ordained priest via online thingie
>found own church as non-profit organization
>get 100% of pay-out while paying 0 taxes because the entity collecting the winnings is your non-profit church

Bam, you just saved yourself like $200 million.

If $50,000 suddenly appeared in your bank account (and all of your existing expenses were already covered), what would you invest in? At what ration would you split your money between high risk/reward investments & safer ones? Despite the obvious unlikelihood of doing so, with lots of diligence & luck, how long do you think it would take to achieve a 10,000% return on this initial investment (ala Gates, Jobs, Buffet, and the guy who wrote "Confessions of a Stock Operator" iirc)? Serious replies only, please, but feel free to be creative, risky, and outside-the-box -- anything goes.