/biz/ - Business & Finance

I realised today that even if I make it next bullrun, it won't make me happy.. these past few years have really burnt me out and I just feel like a fucking zombie every single day. What is it all for? Honestly whatever I make I'm just going to give to people who could use it and kill myself straight after. Living is fucking agony.

>This morning coin is at $4.5
>"Pretty good"
>Coin is now at $4.8
>"OOOOOOOOOOO"
>Drops to $4.75
>"I want to fucking kill myself"

Financially speaking, how do I fix my retardation?

I just woke up from a dream where I was arrested for murdering a random broccoli-haired zoomer in self defence and the only thought I had when they put the handcuffs on was "Well, at least Bitcoin will probably be a higher price when I'm released"

Dear fucking god give me a dip. None of this -5% pussy shit.

>>56986431
You're now noticing your anus is a little to relaxed and need puckering

I have 10 tabs open of the BTC/USDT chart on the same exchange. The price is different on every single tab. Is the price of BTC even real?

I don't like how much power bobo has over my mental well-being...

T-they're selling BTC to buy more ALTs... right??

I want to apologise to all the McDonalds wagies who's yearly salary I made in the past 24 hours while gooning to Japanese porn.

Explain to me how gaming is supposedly one of the biggest narratives this bull run and not just a grift from these faggot crypto youtubers who post endless videos about it. All crypto games look shit.

Is diversifying even worth it? Isn't it more risky to put 100K into 4 different coins and hoping they all 10X rather than put it in one coin which is highly likely to do a 10X?

My portfolio has 20x'd over the past 3-4 months but I still feel depressed after a goon sesh. Does having money actually make you happy? And no, I'm not going to stop gooning because.. I just won't OKAY?!?!

Do I spend $500 on sex with a whore or do I buy more shitcoins?

I thought 1 LINK was supposed to cost 1 cup of coffee. Why the fuck is it $15????

What if ALTs don't pump as hard as bitcoin?

How do I get my stupid jap gf to stop hoarding fiat an invest in bitcoin? She has $350K (or the equivalent in yen) just sitting in her bank account but she hates crypto because "DEMO MOUNTO GOKKUSU" (tr: B-but Mt.Gox!) I swear if it weren't for the crazy sex I'd be so fucking done. YOUR CURRENCY IS SHITTING ITSELF! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

How would you invest 4K now so that you end up with at least 40K in a year? Why 4K? No reason. It definitely isn't 100% of my net worth.

>Bitcoin at 37K 3 days ago
>"it's over"
>Bitcoin at 40K today
>"WE'RE SO BACK"
>Bitcoin drops to 39,999 US dollars
>It's over"

Charlie Munger was a personal friend of mine and I really don't appreciate some of the comments about him here. sort it out.

My existence depends whether there is another bullrun or not.

I'm really fucked here guys. What is a business any idiot can start from their computer with minimal startup/running costs? I've got a little over 1K in the bank and 3K in crypto. Only things I can do is make websites and simple apps but that seems oversaturated as fuck. Unironically toying with the idea of just killing myself at this point.

I just realised, when people were saying there was a n*gg*r on the blockchain, they were talking about CZ.

>>56736854
I concur

I've been masturbating using my sisters shoes and I forgot to put them back after I was finished. She came into my room and asked why her shoes where there and I froze and I could see on her face she had a look of disgust. Tell me what can get me 100x as soon as possible so I can move out and hide from her forever.