/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22708455
We don’t share insider information here at Wall Street Bets! That’s ILLEGAL!

>>21275486
who do you think you are
looking down on America
looking down on sandwiches
you can consider yourself warned

>>20253800
For me it’s ATVI double margined with August and November calls. Rolling them all year long and eating Lu bet jack Slams at my pleasure.

It’s about the finer things in life.

>>20252756
For me it’s the Lumberjack slam.

The greatest feeling you can get in the market or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the market is the pump. Let’s say you buy calls, J pow is pumping into your Spy after hours and that’s what we call the pump. Your calls get a really tight feeling like your account is going to explode any minute and it’s really tight and it’s like someone is pumping air into your ETFS and it’s just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know having sex with my wife’s boyfriend and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming during market hours, I am getting the feeling of cumming on the weekend, I am getting the feeling of cumming during a Trump speech, when I pump up, when I post my gains in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific right? So I am in heaven.

>>15601585
I don't play IPOs

>>15601613
legit sad that I'll never be able to get with a girl whose thigh is the same size as my entire torso
science needs to make recreational mega-thots ASAP