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Is there anyone here who has made a lot of money off crypto but has no fucking clue how it works?

Reveal yourselves and ask your questions.

I will just find a kinda pretty redhead and pay her $10k to grow her pussy hair out, huge bush no shaving between her bellybutton and knees, maybe even use minoxidil to really bring it in so long tufts peak out around her panties and encircle her suffocating and intoxicating butthole. Then I'll pay her $1k/hr for every hour she suffocates me in her stinky hairy furball pussy and sweaty butthole, I want her to make me lick it a bunch too I'd also like a couple women, preferably redheads since they have the strongest taste and smell, who will take birth control and domperidone to induce lactation. I will get 100% of my nutrition from their breasts. They will have stinky hairy armpits. Maybe I'll get lucky and one of them will like me and give me a handjob sometimes. I'd call her mommy and buy her anything and everything she wants after that. I'd want her to spank me sometimes but then cuddle me and say she loves me while doting on me affectionately.
Im not even meming this would make me very happy. I currently do steroids and lift/run/yoga + Adderall and work overtime in hopes that one day I'm worthy of a woman's love. She does not even have to be pretty, or redhead for that matter. I just want to be mommied and loved and in return I'll provide everything within my power to give. It's all hers. She can take my dick or slit my throat I don't even care as long as she'll hold me, look me in the eye and say she loves me while really meaning it. I'm just insanely jealous, I wouldn't even want another man to talk to or see her.

>>18877565
>Why the secrecy?
Just prefer to be covert as I believe this person to be unstable. Not an ex.
>>18877573
This is one thing that concerns me in achieving my goal of causing trouble, there is already so much 3D printed knockoff stuff on Etsy, it's likely a large part of what Etsy sells these days

With the recent popularization and normalization of thottery among young women, I've been thinking of starting a foot fetish brothel. I would recruit college aged girls, rent a venue, advertise to bring in customers, hire a security guard guy to supervise, pay the girls, and take my cut of the profits. The customers would be allowed to touch, smell, and lick the girls' feet for as long as they're willing to pay for. No fapping allowed in front of the girls (of course, they can go to the restroom to relieve themselves if they need to). The girls would prefer this over going solo because I would be providing security and a steady stream of customers. All they have to do is show up. Am I missing something?

>>18836250
k, 5k at worst......most likely 6k bottom retest.