/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holding 5k at $1
NOT FUCKING MOVING

>>25778716
there was this thread about selling mushrooms 2 years ago. this guy had trained his dog to find those expansive ones for restaurants and made 1k a week or something.
i also remember that vibrating toys got mentioned somehow and i am sad i didnt save that part.
it was about this german made cock vibrator that would have 2 different vibration's that do some sort of simultaneous counter vibrations to each other.
some anons said they come so hard there noses started bleeding. it was like 400 bucks and someone said it looked like a moonstone but that is all i remember.
i actually have the money now for one but i cant find it.

>>22228815
STOP I have an uncontrollable urge to play it again now. Maybe just one scenario... luckily it's something that can be easily chunked into a few hours at a time since most scenarios can be standalone...

>>21042369
That's exactly what a jew would say...

>>21009722
>imblying the dick doesn't make it better

>CHINA, US TO ASSESS TRADE DEAL ON AUGUST 15 - WSJ

>U.S. TRADE REP LIGHTHIZER AND CHINESE VICE PREMIER LIU TO DISCUSS CHINA'S COMPLIANCE WITH PHASE ONE

>CHINA'S LIU TO RAISE ISSUES ABOUT HEIGHTENED U.S. PRESSURE ON CHINESE TECH COMPANIES

Yeah I'm thinking I'm going to cancel my buy orders on SPY

>>17485293
>I do this
Really? How often do you go to conventions?

>>17485312
>7 MINUTES TO MARKET OPEN
GET. FUCKING.
H Y P E D.

>nikkei
holy shit.

>futures
Holy fuck there really is no floor huh

>Gold at $1492.80
>Silver at $17.62
>Despite stock market ATH blow-off top in progress

>>16487090
B-bros why does the gold and bitcoin chart look exactly the same?

>>16417564

You guys think yield curve control will take hold in US? This is some serious jewtrickery, they call it a yield "cap" and swear it's not QE when in reality it's the same as QE except there's NO cap in the amount of liquidity because the Fed is just supplying as much money as needed to provide a ceiling for interest rates so that zombie banks can continue to borrow at low cost. https://youtu.be/ha_MFJadAzA

>>16137483
fuck dude... so it has blown past the previous $75bil cap now? Good thing they upped it to "at least" 120

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>>16007906
Jesus fuck you guys, how much longer can this "bull market" continue

>>15975687
Why would someone make potato salad out of bees and then put it in a sandwich?

>>15183415
If you had 500k at $4.50 you still have 250k now. This is enough to live the NEET life for YEARS, you'd be absolutely fucking stupid not to sell. Keep 50k in crypto, sell the rest and live the good life now while you wait for the 2020-2024 moons.

I hope you remember this post 5 years from now. I hope fondly.