/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59148006
I have some but theres more upside in the token made by chatgpt that came out a few days before it and has 1/500th the market cap, which is up like 40x in the last month and still under 1 mil mcap

>>59054936
>>59055130
>the fabled schitzos greentexts are coming to fruition
I never doubted.
And that's from the Jerusalem Post, straight from the horse's mouth. It's actually, unironically happening frens.

>>58970254
That's x12500. My current stack is around 17b. After x12500 price would be 0.0000875. My stack would be worth $1487500. Is this even possible?

>>58891516
I specifically mean the fiat fed dollar. We can replace it with a real GME (or bitcoin) backed dollar.

>>58716004
exactly
biz is full of idiots
the market cap can handle that dump no problem

>>58606769
How about 1 million per share and the dollar deflates back to 1940 and we move to the GME standard dollar.

>>58582292
How hilarious would it be if we squeezed before the 21st and DFV's options are ITM during moass... now THAT would be some deep fucking value.

>yellow hand

sir this is a white people board. please provide proofs that you are at least East Asian or we will have to escort you off the premises

>>57734327
>23
>$12k to my name
>unemployed
didn't know I was winning like that

>>56208155
kek

>>55963181
>autists not sociopaths at the top
sounds like utopia. I like it.

>>55830274
you made a watamelon cake?

>>55576598
48oz Chad here

What are must read books for the average /biz/cel?

are we going up or down?

>>54698274
what about a 22yo burnout zoomlette OF whore??

>>54701180
I got fired 4 times early in my career because I was an anorexic pathetic dry-dick vidya-playing nerd with terrible habits. Like your average Gen-Z, except I'm a turd millennial.
I was about to get kicked out of the city and industry and I entered survival-mode because I come from nothing and had nothing to go back to.
I stopped playing vidya (8years clean), started lifting, studied my ass off for the CISSP, and made my job a priority in life and stopped being a entitled egoist POS.
With good habits I got CISSP, CEH, and AWS Solutions Arch. Associate.

I get my dick wet constantly. I drive a Lexus, and im making well over 6-figures.
Survival mode crisis is one way to light a fire under your ass.
If you don't want that, light a fire under your own ass now and study for Google/AWS/Azure security certs, and CISSP.

>>54670901
shes cute looking

not buying your shitcoin though

>>54635278
Why do you even bother with apps like this?

>>54413604
Speaking of which, if you wanna know what the new "London vault B" JPM recently opened to transfert all the silver held by other LBMA participants looks like, here is a google street view :
https://www.google.com/maps/@51.511144,-0.1061141,3a,90y,25.54h,83.91t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1siubrccnwb_1OUkLkDsxaow!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

It's entirely subterranean, and they didn't publicly disclose the address, but someone leaked it out i guess.
https://www.bloomberg.com/press-releases/2021-12-15/jpmorgan-opens-new-london-silver-vault-after-etf-holdings-surge

Notice anything interesting?

>>54201735
>be 5 years old
>turn on TV
>"BUY SILVER OH MY GOD BUY SILVER"
>be 15 years old
>go to local swap meet
>"BUY SILVER PLEASE BUY SILVER"
>be 25 years old
>ask for financial advice on /biz/
>"BUY SILVER YOU ABSOLUTE MORON, THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST INNING WHERE IT WILL BE VALUABLE"

>>53927231
i pooped in the potty

>>53537979
shieeet

>>53505139
>contribution to society
dropped