/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57432722
Called the top perfectly. You bought Grayscale bags again.

>>54224270
There's still time to dump before the "banking crisis" ends up in a nothing burger.

>X resistance broken! bullrun is here

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>>51110510
>priced in
you throught 2018

>I bought another dead cat bounce
You guys told me we were going up from here. "Priced in", "we bottomed". I went long and im about to be liquidated. Im talking 6 figures. After this im going to need to rob someone to feed myself and have a ceiling. I may be facing facts when they get me.

>bulltards still haven't capitulated
I love the summer

Zoom out.

>buying dead cat bounces
Do you realize that you are going to get hammered down into the ground? they'll start WW3 if needed if that's what it takes for bulltards to stop pumping money into the market, and guses what, shitcoins just follow the SP500.

>>50792696
many such cases

buy back

>>50614041
>what are exit scampumps

>>50502957
This is exactly how bears make money, you need "priced in" faggots buying breakouts for years.

>mumus are going to be buying death cat bounces for the next 2 years

>>50462467
Holy shit. Mumus are really going to be buying death cat bounces for the next 2 years.

>how are bulltards tricked into buying dead cat bounces for potentially years
It involves breaking things. Take a guess.

The bulls will get tricked by higher prices.

>>49968218
oh sweet summer child

>>49844363
oh sweet summer child

>>49656758

It's going to be months of this bs

I still haven't seen a convincing explanation as to why it would go to an ATH when EU and US ban it. People are sheep and will not trade illegal assets.
>why would they ban it
Because they want people to put money on the stock market and not on Bitcoin once the bullish consensus comes back (not anytime soon, but it will eventually)
>how do they ban it
They just ban all exchanges, liquidity is fucked and it goes back to being some darknet aspie currency
So basically
>they will force investors to buy boomer stocks
>gold is manipulated as fuck so forget it
>real state is a scam since they can raise property tax and change cuckgage terms if needed
>holding cash is a clusterfuck due high inflation
>shorting is a scam due scamwick liquidations
>crypto will be useless since you will just be trading decentralized 0's and 1's that you cannot exchange for anything tangible of relevancy
>the sp500 will not make you rich unless you are already a millonaire so basically only oldfags get richer

Get ready to eat bugs