/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58572977
Checked

i bought more, how is the price down after earnings sers?

shrimple as that

>>58117106
nuh-uh

WE ARE THE LINU-MARINES

WE'RE NEVER SELLING

>>57616613
you are decidedly less cheery than your usual self today goober, what is the matter? did something upset you?

>>57390940
We literally did it, frens,
Shills in Shambles

This puzzle is solved. There is a fraud case being persued and the fraudsters are in BIG fucking trouble and we are going to be handsomely rewarded and no amount of crying from the seethies will change this. There will be no time to close the shorts and margin calls will happen in the PM.
No telling how long the court case will take. But all we need to do is sit back, drink some hot cocoa on this cold weekend evening and breathe a sigh of relief.
We were RIGHT
and we WON

We are ALL going to make it frens.

BBBY
>Not diluted
Hedgies
>Fully dilated

Millionaires by 2024

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a drs
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a drs share right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please drd share give money please share"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "DRS SHARE PLEASE MONEY DRS GAMESTOP ShARE"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

>>56635239
They'll be better off spending those 9 days learning how to do flips or dilating for the BBC cage than shilling here. We can't even sell. We ALREADY won.

>>56580126

>>56556645
Lots of people getting red pilled these days. It's natural that once people figure it out they desperately need to tell others about what they discovered.
Anyway, back to BBBYQ. Can you bros believe that we're literally going to see our portfolios have 6 digits OVERNIGHT?

We are ALL MILLIONAIRES!!!!!