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5 grams. Penis envy.

I've been working my way up, dealing with depression from weight gain and losing a lot of money in crypto that affected me for 2 years.

I felt the mushrooms kicking in, and I crawled from the bed into the closet. I had asked my girlfriend to let me enjoy my trip in peace for a few hours.

In that closet, it was completely dark. My third eye opened. I, with eyes open, saw shapes and colors that I had never seen before. It wasnt a kaleidoscope effect. It was as though there was a hologram projection of the world behind the world. A mashing, mixture of colors and textures I had never seen in my life. Then, fear set in and I saw hell... it was not fire or flames. It was blackness with red and green shapes projecting themselves into infinity. I then left hell and met god. I didnt mean to meet god, but I knew it was god when I saw it. I will never forget what it looked like, but I dont think I could recreate it artistically. The colors and shapes dont exist. Then, I died.

My girlfriend came in at some point and pulled me out of the abyss. Two hours had passed in that closet, and I had lived 1000 lifetimes and met god. I saw the afterlife.