/biz/ - Business & Finance

For me it's chainlink

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-To-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass!
It's been 3 years and still no mainnet update – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last 2 big macs,
I put the lettuce on them perfect.

So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, shouting chainlink fud on the freeway

Hey Sergey, I drank a fifth of vodka, YOU DARE ME TO DUMP?
You know the posts by Assblaster, that insider guy, you know that guy,
Who coulda saved the other anons from working,
But didn't, then brainlets saw it all crash and pretended they found him?

That's kinda how this is,
You coulda rescued me from working,
Now it's too late,
I'm on my last drop of hopium now I'm drowsy
And all I wanted, was a lousy pump from some bulls,
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your memes off the wall

I loved you Sergey,
We coulda shilled together, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you REEEE about it
And when you REEEE I hope you can't eat and /biz/ MEMES about it!
I hope coinmarketcap EATS at you when you can't SHILL without me!

See Sergey -
Shut up bitch! I'm try'na talk!
Hey Slim, that's Jason Parser screamin' at you drunk
But we won't miss the boat,
We'll just pump Band, see we ain't like you
Cause with our bug clone you'll suffer more, and then it'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm just about to dump now
Oh look, I forgot, bitcoins about to crash the fuck down.

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-To-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass!
It's been six months and still no mainnet update – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last 2 big macs,
I put the lettuce on them perfect.

So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, shouting chainlink fud on the freeway

Hey Sergey, I drank a fifth of vodka, YOU DARE ME TO DUMP?
You know the posts by Assblaster, that insider guy, you know that guy,
Who coulda saved the other anons from working,
But didn't, then brainlets saw it all crash and pretended they found him?

That's kinda how this is,
You coulda rescued me from working,
Now it's too late,
I'm on my last drop of hopium now I'm drowsy
And all I wanted, was a lousy pump from some bulls,
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your memes off the wall

I loved you Sergey,
We coulda shilled together, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you REEEE about it
And when you REEEE I hope you can't eat and /biz/ MEMES about it!
I hope coinmarketcap EATS at you when you can't SHILL without me!

See Sergey -
Shut up bitch! I'm try'na talk!
Hey Slim, that's Jason Parser screamin' at you drunk
But we won't miss the boat,
We'll just pump our fork up, see we ain't like you
Cause with our shadowfork you'll suffer more, and XRP'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm just about to dump now
Oh look, I forgot, tethers about to crash the fuck down.