/biz/ - Business & Finance

how many of these crackerjaks to make it, kiddos?

how many of these bottle cap jaks you kids are trading to make it?

>>53226021
You can help me pay it off, right champ?

>>25444803
let me get this straight:
>25 years old
>$40k in debt
>giving up and planning to rope

you're not a loser because you're poor, you're a loser because you're thinking about roping yourself over $40k

if you work hard you can pay that off in one year, two years max. I don't normally suggest people start listening to Dave Ramsey, but you should start listening to Dave Ramsey.

>Back in my day we didnt get to have lazy bones with our internet money, I had to pull myself up by the bootstraps and work at the Piggly wiggly to pay for college

1st post on 4chan btw.
I currently have 2 choices laid out by my boomer dad
1 - Get 90% or above in school
or
2- learn how to trade with him

What do?

Fuck my boomer dad bought a ton of TSLA when it was at the bottom and I his zoomer son called him an idiot. Clown world.

The advantage of Litecoin is it's a midwit boomer coin with proven history behind it. You know you won't get exit scammed because Charlie has already dumped his stack at the 2017 peak. It's way more likely to get TV coverage and normie interest next bull run than obscure shitcoins.

>making any money on your batman coin, son?

>>17792212
No you don't. Stop larping

>>17768409
Same. My eyes are bloodshot red. I have to take a test tomorrow and I am mentally messed up with the market roller coaster.

So who's just gonna cut their losses with crypto and just put it into gold and silver? This is a bloodbath

>>17717172
Ok boomer

>>17660090
We got this right?

I'm almost 19 and my parents said there going to kick me out if I don't have a job after I graduate high school this year. They said they will give me 75 days to get a job after I graduate. I told them that I'm going to be a crypto day trader but they say thats not a real job and it can't make real money.

I still plan on getting a job so I can get money to start day trading crypto but I eventually want to quit and day trade full time while saving money living at home. How can I prove to them that day trading crypto is a real job and you can make real money from it? It's bullshit. They think cryptocurrency is a video game and a waste of time.

>>14774019
I don't need to accumulate because my dad has a shit ton of silver, I told him I was going to buy some and he told me not to because he already has 2K OZ and he's gonna give it to me anyways. I also talked him into buying chainlink and he bought bitcoin back in the day, Soon we will both be filthy rich sipping monsters together on the beach and after he passes I'll still be able to carry on his crypto and silver legacy.

>>14647615
The people with 5k+ stacks will surely sell around 300-500 at least 2500 LINK. I only have 2K and I regret every single day that I didn't buy more. I am hodling until at least $1000. It's okay though since I convinced my dad to buy link(He invests in BTC, ETH,doge) and he picked up 10K so if worse comes to worse I only make 1-2 million and when he passes I'll carry on his crypto legacy.

>>14617726
>20yo
>5K link, 25 ETH
>Only child and live with my based dad who trades crypto and has 30 BTC, 100 ETH,1500oz Silver, 100oz of gold
>I live rent free as long as I pay for the electricity, internet and help out with food
>Me and my dad will both retire one day on the beach sipping monster together
>I'll take over his assets when he dies and continue my legacy as a crypto overlord in 2067.

>>14591402
Convinced my dad to buy LINK today, he bought $10,000 worth. Me and my pops are going to make it together and we will be drinking monster energy together one day.

>>14486840
Stfu kid

You don’t have enough shitcoins to be a NEET. Now go get a wagecuck job faggot

>>14395923
>>14395951

Is this a whale? How did he know it was gonna pump. I unironically called him a larp in the threads he made last night and you're telling me its actually pumping.

>when you find out your dad has more crypto than you

Did we just fucking win?

>KYC on every exchange
>boomers too old to invest
>zoomers too young to invest

>>13756442
got my boomer dad into crypto
he's gonna make it with me, no need for donations