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>>9681086

>Tell my parents I'm getting into Crypto
>You're gambling your money anon
>those coins are worthless you've lost everything
>some guy in China is riding around in a sports car with your money right now
>it's going to crash at any minute
>you've bought into a scam have you heard of the tulip bulbs?
>we shouldn't have let you stay here after high school it's just made you sheltered
>you should move out and build some character
>We won't be able to sleep tonight thanks to this we're just going to be thinking about how much you wasted
>show them my portfolio has gone up and convince them to stop having a meltdown
>couple days later
>anon your mother lets you stay here with her why don't you give her some gifts some time? She'd really appreciate a new coffee machine