/biz/ - Business & Finance

Channel your smug pepe energy as hard as you are able lads. Visualize it in your mind, absolutely dripping with smug, wine glass shimmering. That's you, winning at life with 10 million billion hundred trillion dollars vaccummed directly from the people you hate filling your pockets. In the backround, a jew weeping as his menorah is being melted down to sell for more cash to give you. Women surround you, Tomboys, soft doughy girls, amazonian bodybuilders, goth chicks, all desperatly wanting to tackle and mount you for but a single drop of your absurd wealth, but you aura of smug perfection keeps them at a distance. A nearby lawyer and consultant tap away at a computer at your behest, paid handsomely to abuse every loophole to avoid the irs sapping your wealth. Your family is there, cheering as they know they're all well taken care of. Your mother has tears of joy in her eyes. Your father has a stern but kind look, filled with pride in his son. The TV is on in the background, Crammer stammering into a microphone as he stumbles over drawing lines on a whiteboard. The show cuts away, with breaking news about how Larry Fink has just leaped from the top of his building over at blackrock, marketing yet another of several high profile suicides that day. As your raise your glass, you recieve an identical gesture back from across the room. Holders just like you, smugly enjoying a glass of the best wine and finest cigars, celebrating their victory alongside you. They made it, you made it, but most importantly.

We all made it.