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>become multibillionaire on crypto trading
>move to country with lax pot laws
>start up a large operation to grow as much weed as it takes to distribute globally
>buy out all weed farms from all around the world and takeover weed growing business
>campaign and finance for weed legalization until it goes through in most of the world
>brand my weed and advertise hard
>weed becomes synonymous with my brand
>I'm the coca-cola company of weed
>stoners all around the world praise me as the weed messiah
>become a religious figure
>gain power from the worship
>worship spreads like wildfire throughtout the globe
>order my subjects to advance transhumanism and sustainable energy
>humanity discovers how to draw massive amounts of energy through a subspace field
>with good enough power source, space travel advances radidly
>humanity makes first contact with ayy lmaos
>find an intergalactic coalition of advanced races
>they have their first taste of weed and get hooked immediately
>start converting them into my religion with the promise of more of this blessed herb
>as the religion spreads I keep evolving to an ethereal being and gain immortality
>reach godhood and become omnipotent
>buy lambo