/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just lost 15 million on YAM.

LINK's fully diluted market cap is 15 billion, ahead of XRP.

>Mom cheated on Dad
How do I profit from this?

Anyway, this was fun but I'm going to post in another thread now, you're weird and it seems like English is your second language.

I just shit myself.

I'm not feeling it Nico. Your bullying doesn't turn me on anymore. We're done.

>>21140829
They though they were geniuses for buying BTC in 2013, then watched as people made 100x on things like LINK. So they have to act like everybody else is a moron being tricked to cope. The only people sadder than maxis are the r/buttcoin types that mock everything crypto.

>>21140525
After going from $5 to $12 so fast, I can't even take you're bullying seriously. I'm sorry Nico, I need a new gf.

>>21138219
Anon, most people don't even know what an API is. I work for an e-commerce platform and it's an absolute pain in the ass to get customers (that are in tech too) to understand how an API works.

>YOUR PLATFORM IS BROKEN. I CANT SEE THE ORDERS IN MY SYSTEM
>Hi, you're currently fetching orders through our API. If you have trouble fetching orders, please check your call. If you are unable to figure it out, please send us the call so we can tell you what is wrong with it.
>"N-NO! I NEED MY ORDERS NOW SO I CAN SHIP. KINDLY EXPORT THE ORDERS TO US RIGHT NOW. WE ARE LOSING MONEY!
>Sir... We can't. You have to use a GET request to our /orders endpoint so you can import the unprocessed orders yourself. We cannot export them to your system.
>PLEASE EXPORT THE ORDERS OR I WILL ESCALATE. THANKS IN ADVANCE.
You would be amazed by how many big players in e-commerce have senior level staff that do this.

>>21131904
>missed YIN
YIN is cheaper than YANG right now

>>21125507
I pity you

>>21115033
tldr

>>21021631
its true

i want the pusy to be connected to a great person who can breathe life and energy, knowledge and fire, experience and desire into my life

( v_v)

>>20978520
*crickets*

>>20965741
>using pepe outside 4chan
you realize pepe is used all over the place including twitch right?

dude, either put it all in PMs and be hedged against the boomer apocalypse, or spread it out on shitcoins and a few "blue chip" cryptos like ETH, LINK and BTC.

For shitcoins I recommend the mafia money laundering scam BUIDL. DYOR on DFOs and how much of an impact they can have on the Ethereum eco system. You kinda missed the dip under $2 but it's currently only $7 million market cap and has a huge potential. No guarantees though. And yeah, don't let that logo put you off. I almost decided to ignore this shit until I read about how pure assburger the devs are at committing to their goal.

>>20922183
how can i move back into mommy's basement if i never left?

He said BTC would go to zero.

>>20906777
Waste of digits. Ngmi.

>>20874285
This, but unironically. EVERY coworker at my office that has at least one tattoo is an SJW or soiboy. They are all marketing/account managers/HR or busybodies doing exactly nothing. Not one programmer or tech guy at my company is tattooed.
>t. straight white 20 something male in tech

the lifestyle youre dreaming of actually just requires social skills, not money.