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>Forget gold. Forget crypto. What you need is beans.

https://www.amazon.com/Sprouting-Seeds-Mung-Bean-Pound/dp/B0001W2W2Q/

Luckily, this is the economy you've been waiting for. Trade tensions in Asia over American agriculture have never been more tense. But I know what you're saying:

"How does this affect me?"

Lentils. The lentil market is showing volatility like we've never seen. Forget gold. Forget baitcoin. What you need is beans. But I know what you're thinking. You're thinking:

"How can I make money with beans?" Great question. Sure, some will tell you to risk it on futures. Others will tell you the money is in production/distribution of bean-based goods. Still, its all a bit overwhelming for the beginning investor. You're thinking:

"How can I possibly get a break with beans?!"

Answer: Promotion. Pure sales. You're gonna make a fortune off these beans. Now maybe you buy these beans, and maybe you don't. It wont really matter unless you know what you're doing, and you have every reason to piss yourself in terror at the idea of plunking down a lot of money on beans without knowing what you're doing. Someone should smack some sense into you if you were even thinking about it. You don't just enter the bean market with a can of Del Monte succotash and expect anything but instant financial ruin. Which is why you need information. But I know what you're thinking:

"Where the hell could I possibly learn about promoting beans?"

What you need is a six week course complete with newsletter and ebook. Sign up right now for "Anon's Guide to Magic Monetizing with Beans" and you can start planning your retirement at age 26 today!

https://www.business-opportunities.biz/2008/09/17/the-business-of-selling-beans/