/biz/ - Business & Finance

Never bet against the normies, buy BAZINGACOIN

>It's 2019
>Bazingacoin is still under $1 USD
>You won't buy until next year when it crosses $2
>ICO ENDING IN TWO DAYS

I understand you are all lacking vital human intelligence but how can you explain yourselves for missing out on the next DOGE?

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

I hope you're buying bzc

>working platform
>normies will love it
>dev team knows what they're doing
>earn money writing fucking jokes
>only 10M coins

What are you waiting for?

www.bazingacoin.com

Guys let me shill you BazingaCoin (BZC)
Its below 50 cents
Write jokes and make money.
Social Media people and companies will be pumping there coins soon and they will need BZC to make it.

WAKE UP FAGGOTS this bazingacoin shit is gonna bring some normie fever to crypto again. GET ON THE ROCKET.

BAZINGA GENERAL
WE MAKIN IT EDITION
REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO UP

So are people are literally buying BAZINGA coin, the joke is gone. Should I go in biz?

Alright you faggots, I've been lurking here for a few days but have been trading for some time.
I thought you guys were memeing about bazingacoin, rather than serious, so fuck it I bought around 30k.
This shit is gaining popularity fast as fuck. When it hits exchanges I'm gonna 10x. Finally
something good has come of biz.

Never bet against the normies, buy BAZINGACOIN

>if i get enough bazingacoin for a lambo i would just travel the world and never stay in one place Whats the point

I hope you're buying bzc

>working platform
>normies will love it
>dev team knows what they're doing
>earn money writing fucking jokes
>only 10M coins

What are you waiting for?

www.bazingacoin.com

CRYPTOS = PUMP & DUMP

http://jamescrypto.com/the-christmas-crypto-correction-what-really-happened/
GO FOREX IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY

ALTS HAVE MOONED FOR THE WEEK. DUMP AND BUY BAZINGA'S.
ONLY WARNING.

Never bet against the normies, buy BAZINGACOIN

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

For the love of god, can somebody please tell me what's going on?

Why are cryptos crashing?

>tfw 10000 invested in XRP

Alright.
Whats the best place to buy Ripple?

Every exchange I go to has harsh and long verification processes but more importantly... They don't let you buy/sell USD.

I was thinking Seattle, Nashville or Austin...
No income taxes, good weather, good food, decent jobs, good property rights, and anti-union.
What do you guys think?