/biz/ - Business & Finance

>/biz/ adopts flags
>the source of all pnd shitcoins is finally exposed
>shills are split up into regional /pol/-esque groups (ie US muttjeets and EU achmejeets) from the master pajeet group
>pajeets become in demand for manipulation
>private discord shills seeking total dominance of /biz/ hire fiverr pajeets to flood spam of a particular coin that they're not fond of
>in turn, a 2nd group of private discord shills going for the crown return fire by buying an entire days worth of atrocious shilling off Fiverr for $7.20
>warring groups of pajeets are encouraged to break away from shilling to fight each other
>just as the FUCK YOU!!s and the poo flinging is reaching its climax, some Australian hires a 3rd group of pajeets for only $1.75 to unify the other pajeets and shill every coin that's on /biz/ because it was funny
>some mix of chaos and terrible mistakes leads to the pajeet shills banding together and forming sharepoo (like shareblue but with curry)
>sharepoo rises from dependency on random autists and sociopaths, gradually expanding until it is the size of a mumbai telemarketing office
>completely outnumbered, every thread on /biz/ becomes a mobius thread with the microsot tegnical support scam idea
This is exactly what's gonna happen and I'm down.

what stage of /biz/ are you?
>stage 0 - you've never been on /biz/ and are much better off in life for it
>stage 1 - drawn in by memes for some particular shillcoin, you stay awhile and watch things
>stage 2 - you decide to buy your first crypto, most likely some BTC or ETH through coinbase
>stage 3 - that one altfu gets you
>stage 4 - you're excited to have a "portfolio" and begin watching charts
>stage 5 - price dip makes you invested in your altfu more
>stage 6 - price recovers or pumps from where you bought in - rare these days- but also makes you more invested in your altfu
>stage 7 - you begin looking for news and branch out into other cryptos
>stage 8 - you diversify into altcoins, typically whatever /biz/ shills when you first show up, at the worst possible time buying high and selling low
>stage 9 - you decided to take a more active position to save face and lose most if not all your money doing swing trades
>stage 10 - you realize that the tax laws are so fucked that your swingtrading could make you owe $500,000 even though you only put in $50
>stage 11 - your hair begins turning gray and falling out. whatever hope you once had in life fades
>stage 12 - you become so jaded and tired from the experience that you basically give up on researching new projects and assume that basically everything is yet another shitcoin
>stage 13 - you begin a long descent into the many layers of ironic shitposting
>stage 14 - you start posting ragie wagie threads
>stage 15 - you go on /biz/ solely to basedpost, shit on everything from stocks to crypto to precious metals to life itself
>stage 16 - you ironically start shilling the new batch of shitcoins even when you don't hold them and never intend to
>stage 17 - no one is left in your life except for this weird family of half-sincere shitposters and pajeets
>stage 18 - your promise and potential is abandoned and somehow you end up at mcdonalds buying shitcoins with your entire paycheck and get by doing whipits in the cooler

what stage of /biz/ are you?
>stage 0 - you've never been on /biz/ and are much better off in life for it
>stage 1 - drawn in by memes for some particular shillcoin, you stay awhile and watch things
>stage 2 - you decide to buy your first crypto, most likely some BTC or ETH through coinbase
>stage 3 - that one altfu gets you
>stage 4 - you're excited to have a "portfolio" and begin watching charts
>stage 5 - price dip makes you invested in your altfu more
>stage 6 - price recovers or pumps from where you bought in - rare these days- but also makes you more invested in your altfu
>stage 7 - you begin looking for news and branch out into other cryptos
>stage 8 - you diversify into altcoins, typically whatever /biz/ shills when you first show up, at the worst possible time buying high and selling low
>stage 9 - you decided to take a more active position to save face and lose most if not all your money doing swing trades
>stage 10 - you realize that the tax laws are so fucked that your swingtrading could make you owe $500,000 even though you only put in $50
>stage 11 - your hair begins turning gray and falling out. whatever hope you once had in life fades
>stage 12 - you become so jaded and tired from the experience that you basically give up on researching new projects and assume that basically everything is yet another shitcoin
>stage 13 - you begin a long descent into the many layers of ironic shitposting
>stage 14 - you start posting ragie wagie threads
>stage 15 - you go on /biz/ solely to basedpost, shit on everything from stocks to crypto to precious metals to life itself
>stage 16 - you ironically start shilling the new batch of shitcoins even when you don't hold them and never intend to
>stage 17 - no one is left in your life except for this weird family of half-sincere shitposters and pajeets
>stage 18 - your promise and potential is abandoned and somehow you end up at mcdonalds buying shitcoins with your entire paycheck and get by doing whipits in the cooler

>>12525514
if you spend enough time on /biz/, this is where you will end up sooner or later. welcome.
from here, you can enjoy a quality thread once every few days/weeks and hone your shitposting skills