/biz/ - Business & Finance

I’m just sitting here. Enjoying my Arnold Palmer by the creek. I’m imagining entering the daughters of hedgies. Specifically ages between 18-29. I’m sitting here with my legs crossed and my hips tight and bucking in a rhythmic motion. I’m moaning n groaning n moaning n groaning thinking about my ha-boinga sliding in and out of their sweet rich profiles lathering and soaking in their sweet vaginal nectar. Hedgies do you hear me and understand me? I’m going to take everything from you, all while whoring your daughter out to my large heavy nuts.

>>53324929
What we cappin fren?

>>53090192
Exactly one year ago reddit had direct registered by themselves one million shares or four million post-split. Drs numbers are now at 78 million with about a third of that coming from just reddit. Even if this wasn't preordained to happen early next year that is a 600% increase in shares owned by just reddit and a 2000% increase overall which means it'd happen regardless especially when added to insider holdings.

I appreciate the fact that glowbugs have to keep this contained until it's ready to pop but there is no way in hell heaven or on earth to stop what is coming. WAGMI fren <3

The moment I never have to see memelines on a ticker chart again is too far away even if it's today

>>52988973
It's gonna trigger ledgers

Bought ten more today, thanks for the discounts hedgers! If you'll excuse me I need to go to my computershare account and change the shares I bought last week from plan to book entry because it makes financiers seethe when I do it.

If you uncomfy and call yourself a holder I got news for you son, I got 99 problems and being a bitchmade 50 cent army wumao vatnik street-shitting jeet ain't one

>52839477
>all these wasted digits on people that care what I do with my money and property

>>52813571
Furthermore it's been demonstrated that with enough money basically nothing is illegal and there's minimum 1.8 billion USD invested across just retail direct registered shareholders in book entry. Hell we're basically big enough to buy out a smaller news network and use it to start felching out our own propaganda, I see people threaten violence over this shit here in this Glowmart supercenter on a daily basis don't nobody give a fuck anymore. Fuck shorts, sneed hedgies, literally not my problem the system can't handle how based me and the frens are.

>>52741274
Only thing a monke can hold as an investment is their baby and they hold it for several years straight and don't let it go until it's big and bad enough to make it on its own. I would advise all investors to return to monke, it's been an incredibly successful strategy.

>>52676768
Bought another in premarket just for you bb ;)

>>51455603
GME's will be rustled

>>51295008
suck my grapes

>>51259082
kek pepephant

>>51241674
>>51241757
GRAPE APE