/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57748532
1K stack checking in

sergey's kefir milk tweets

anyone have the kefir tweets?

the market will crash tomorrow
t. outsider

>>20202979
found it !

>>17619426
Legit I never dream about chainlink, except this one time several month ago where I dreamed I visited Sergey and Steve at Chainlink HQ was was built into the crater of a dormant island volcano. Sergey was growing fat clones of himself in a giant warehouse space behind his glass-walled office. They had pivoted from decentralized oracles to Chainlink-branded kefir water with which they had secured a Costco contract. Sergey drove me to a nearby Costco to show me and it was literally just Chainlink kefir water from wall to wall. Adelyn was working as a shelf stocker and she was wearing a metroid zero skin suit for some reason.

This isn't fucking copypasta, this actually happened to me. What does it mean?

I talked to the chainlink team earlier today and asked about the cup of coffee reference. They actually said this is a great point of economic reference, that the token would be worth a cup of coffee in building an infrastructure of efficient and reliable smart contracts. I didn't talk to Sergey but I was told they would like the token's price to actually be pegged to a bottle of kefir. When pressed, the said take the price of a Lifeway 500ml bottle of kefir.

>>13981815

https://twitter.com/SergeyNazarov/status/516757288699568128

>>13921981

fucking based

I unironically started drinking kefir, it has an acid taste, less not that much calories and even lactose intolerant people can drink it!

It the drink of the 4IR.

What's your excuse for not drinking kefir right now?

sorry but sergey is kefir pilled
https://twitter.com/SergeyNazarov/status/516757288699568128

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/SergeyNazarov/status/516757288699568128

>>13870992
Sergey trains for his eating competitions five days a week boiiii

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF KEFIR PLUS POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GIVE YOU 1000 BILLION GUT BACTERIA EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF KEFIR PLUS POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GIVE YOU 1000 BILLION GUT BACTERIA EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF KEFIR AND POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GIVE YOU 1000 BILLION GUT BACTERIA EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GIVE YOU 1000 BILLION GUT BACTERIA EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>13850021

ONLY KEFIR DRINKERS CAN POST HERE FROM NOW ON. MY KEFFIES STAY FERMENTED