/biz/ - Business & Finance

>mfw buying NVDS

>>24249794
> Setup 0815 ERC-20 token, switch a few things up. Every SE can figure this whole process out within a single month, if not 1-2 weeks
> Put up website incl. branding/logo - 1 week tops
> Figure out token economics, aka. how you disguise your wallets in hundreds of different wallets
> Setup automatic washtrading bot on exchange to inflate volume for a few days before going public about it
> Once everything previously described is setup, start the shilling campaign
> Set up 5-10 IP proxies per member so a team of 5 can post from 25-50 dynamic IDs simultaneously and frequently
> Start shilling on /biz/ (before expanding to YT, Twitter, Reddit, TG): Make original wojak/pepe memes with logo, use classic /biz/ lingo, post absurd price targets ($100 EOY), push the threads up
> At the same time adjust washtrading bot and pump the price up by selling at a higher and higher price to yourself over DEXs
> Shill even more
> Put up enough liquidity for people to buy into it, at this point you're already making profits as they are buying pre-minted shitcoins worth nothing for money
> Keep pumping the price up with newly made ETH to increase your own ETH washtrading stack
> Post made up gains, make more memes, shill harder
> Keep liquidity and volume up. Continue to sell into buys to increase amount of shitcoin holders but not too much to keep the price down
> Shill harder
> Sell more and more into the new buy orders of newfags making an absolute killing straight away, no matter what price the shitcoin is
> Repeat until people (like me) figure out what you're doing and enlighten enough anons to make you nervous
> See more and more criticism, decide to abandon ship
> Dump everything you have left and absolute annihilate the order book and every bagholder

> Abandon, rebrand, rebuild, repeat

I possess 1 of every 3000 grin in the universe. I'm feeling so fucking good about the future, I can't even put it into words.