/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54797978
RIP STOCK MARKET!

You anons bought calls for tomorrow right?

Betting on the CHINA economy to crash along with war with CHINA. I am the modern day MICHAEL DINGLEBERRY.

I am a badass.
Please clap.

>>51150891
>NOT SO FAST...
>BLACK SWAN USE CHINA JEW ATTACK

>TAIWAN IS PARALYZED IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

>DAMN I LOOK BADASS. THE BEST STOCK MARKET TRAINER IN THE WORLD.

I wanna be the very best trader
Like no one ever was
To short them is my real test
To sell them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
To short your stocks
And revel my true power that's inside a crash

>>51108367
We should promote gay sex to women and men. Then monkey poop will grow out of control. Then I will look real badass making money holding SIGA.

>>51102137
>>51102104
We should give gay men wigs and make up and make them look like girls. Then match them up with straight guys to have the dudududu with. The infection will then spread everywhere. Then I will look like a real badass making a killing holding SIGA.

I'm holding all these red bad stocks that savvy investors told us to not hold longer than a day. I'm gonna make some nice profits like a real badass when the markets go down. mmmhhhmmm