/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21155200

just had my dick hanging out my boxer while closing my wide open window.
How will the markets react tommorrow?

why is everyone trading cryptocurrencies only
and not forex or company shares?

How come nobody has made perpetual contracts for stocks/commodities?

You put in 1 BTC, sell that to get $6000 of synthetic USD. You use your synthetic USD to buy 1000 shares of synthetic stock, that is a perpetual contract on synthetic USD to the stock's gross return index.

You could buy and sell stock/commodities with infinite leverage without KYC. What's the downside?

Do you pronounce slippage with a long or short A sound?
sli-paash or slip-pedch?

I'm studying Computer Science.
How do I get an internship in finance?

>>12634393
>not buying the diiiiiiiiiipppppppp

Will machine learning be the end of traditional trading?
Will computers ever be able to beat the market to the point where traditional speculation is useless?

Hey /biz/. I want to learn more about finance and how the stock system works in general. What site or book do you suggest?

What does everyone use?

My current is a freeze baby

What are the /biz/ recommended apps? I have an iPad Pro 9.7 and I'm looking for some good business apps and stock apps.

So far I've only found StockTwits... it offers a watchlist and gives you a 6 month chart history but I would prefer a 5 year or 10 year one at least.

Which others?

>Be a terrorist
>Be too poor to advance your cause
>Plan an attack
>Invest in options
>Attacks succeeds
>Get rich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Option_%28finance%29
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/07/terrorism.asp

Example of application:
>Take a scapegoat (possibly Muslim)
>Kill him with police calibers
>Put yourself at the wheel
>Choose a provincial city that nobody thinks of as a target and whose security is lousy
>Kill 84+ people during a major public event
>Flee by hiding in the crowd
>Make sure you leave the dead body of the truck driver behind
>Everyone will blame him
>Enjoy the cash you got by making a wise investment

What are the best jobs/ways to make money from home?

obviously daytrading, but what else?

With $500, what is the best stock to buy

How much do you save for retirement? I graduated late (24) and didn't start maxing out my 401K and Roth IRA each year until I was 26, because I was a dumb ass. I just turned 27 last week and I currently have $47K in mutual funds. I'm trying to avoid being screwed like most millennials my generation.

Is robinhood good for college investing?

I plan on dropping 100-200 a month into robinhood to invest. Is this worth it to build a sizable portfolio by the time I graduate, or should I just save the cash?

I just came back from an internship and since I don't pay rent or any obligations besides food and entertainment, I have a ton of money I don't know what to do with. I gave my dad 3k to fuck around with stocks for me, but I would like to fuck around with my own portfolio. I'm just wondering if 200 starting is too low?

Okay /biz/

I don't know money.

I'm 18, I have around 700-800 Euros on my bank account and I want to take a portion of that and invest in the stock market.

Now I want to choose the safe way instead of risking it all, so I've understood that it's better to invest in an index fund such as S&P 500 or Russell 2000?

Have I worked this out right guys? Also, how do I find a good online broker? I'm poor.

Can someone explain to me in simple terms what a derivative is? I've read a million different explanations and talked about this at length with my dad who has an MBA and still don't understand what the fuck they are.

I know they are some voodoo financial magic regarding futures and stocks etc. But what is the basic concept of a derivative explained in simple terms?