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>>24624355
IC3 WINTER RETREAT IC3 PEOPLE ONLY BUT I GOT IN
>>24617185

I am a time traveller from the year 2031. There are some things I wish I could tell you, but I would cause a paradox that would destroy the universe if I tell you everything that happens. Here is what I can share:

>Bitcoin pumped to £182,041 in the summer of 2021, before satoshi sold his bag and crashed bitcoin down to zero. Many millions of people were financially destroyed.
>Chainlink never reached higher than $20 and slowly dwindled to zero, with Sergey roping on christmas eve 2022
>XRP is valued at well over 2 trillion dollars. The schizos were right.
>North America and South America are now one nation: Cryptopia
>Cryptopia holds the world’s first citadel
>Mark Zuckerberg is the current president and rules from the citadel.
>He changed his name to just ‘Zark’
>Emperor Zark
>people say 'cryp ya later' instead of see you later
>Turns out Russia had shit loads of alien technology that they managed to reverse engineer and the citadel is constantly fighting off spacecraft attacks
>Some people in the citadel have actual lightsabers
>Most life outside the citadel in cryptopia is a cross between Mad Max and Hunger Games. A mixture of slave societies and otherwise anarchic wasteland.
>Trump is has served as Prime Minister of the UK for 8 years now.
>Europe is now known as 'globally as the rape lands' and is an ungoverned landmass much like the Walking Dead

I wish I could tell you more