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>>22936318

>large woman
>shit pizza
>hardwood floor is beyond fucked
>pic related, muh dick

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>>11912399
>wimps send packages of shorts to tease shortsellers
>I eat them for breakfast

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>>11562820
>IBM
>roastie CEO
>not understanding a thing about how to turn a tech company around

Pick 4

>>11562913
>>11562949
Damn son
You are some mean short selling mofo

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Why is she showing off $40 shoes?

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This is a message from CEO Mike of UVXY Inc. to shortsellers

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>>11365206
DON'T YOU TURN BEARISH ON UVXY INC. FUCKER

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>>11324070
Hi
Here is a CEO Mike animated gif for you m8
Glad to have you back here
Put your trip on please

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>>11308927
Show them who gets your back 1.9999scoops

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>>11304712
CEO Mike's live interview

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I guess different CEOs have different ways to burn thr shorts

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CEO Mike's back edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Who here gets absolutely rekt by CEO Mike today ?

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CEO Mike from UVXY Inc. is burning the shorts real hard rn

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