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How do I stake Bao? I bought a couple through uniswap but I'm still new to this and too stupid to figure out how to stake and lock my Bao. Any and all help is appreciated.

I think I am retarded. How do I buy the coin? Do I need to but eth first? Should I set up a wallet? Where the fuck do I set up one? Please help bros

Anons this will get buried but I gotta tell you cuz a lot of people are fucking dumb and panic when they see red.

What is happening is called a "short ladder."
Long story short, its a jewish trick, ignore it.

The fact of the matter is that (((they))) HAVE to buy 130+% of what they're holding TOMORROW.
They literally cant if we dont sell. The price now is irrelevant.
Tomorrow will be a "gamma squeeze" which will spike the price. DO NOT SELL when this happens.
The longer we hold, the more (((they))) have to pay on interest. The longer we hold, the higher OUR PRICE goes. We can literally fucking bankrupt banks if we hold long enough (if the hedgies cant pay, their broker has to, if their broker cant, their bank does)
All you niggers LOVE chaos and acceleration?
THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE.
WE WIN.
WE. FUCKING. WIN.

What we are doing is called a SHORT SQUEEZE.
Long story short: they fucked up and have no way to get out of their positions.
If we HOLD THE FUCKING STOCK, we will essentially be able to name out price when the squeeze begins.
EXPECT PRICE FLUCTUATIONS LIKE THIS.
In fact, expect WORSE fluctuations.
They are literally breaking the fucking law to try to get the stock under $175 (175 is when they have to start selling the fucking office furniture to stay solvent).
Expect halts, freezes, fags on CNBC to call for death squads, brokers locking the stocks out for buying/selling, all of it.
We're killing hedge funds, boys. This is akin to anudda shoah for them.

TL;DR: HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL