/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57970047
>got into pi instead of super
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29176115
Holy fuck, glad I didn't buy this shitcoin.
You cucks can keep on holding it while I ride the Rubic rocket to the moon.

$50, and then it is doomed to a year of crabbing between $45 and $55.

Whales are about to get liquidated for 13.25 a piece

>be me 8 at the time
>obsessed with stocks for some reason cause autism made me obsessed with weird shit
>grandfather who was 82 at the time owned stocks of JCPenny most likely from early days when company wasnt dying
>ask him to sell it to me
>8 dollars a stock which was like 4 weeks of saving up for me
>buy it
>grandfather dies two years later
>heartbroken obviously
>be me today with maternal grandmother (grandfather was on fathers side)
>be talking about stocks cause my brother is checking his
>ask him to check JCPenny
>literally 18 cents
>realize got trolled by grandfather
good one pop. i bet you are making that "knyuck knyuck knyuck" laugh in heaven you used too do when i was younger.

>>19476398
that just means they spent more money LMAO

>>18984438
kek nothing is better than being autistic WITHOUT debt

>>18954696
>mfw no one will look at this because linkies have fully sealed themselves shut in their echochamber

>>18906879
>@ Poor Jewish Crypto Beggar

>>18864045
kek why didn't you kill it anon

Remember when that guy posted a etherdelta link that stole some guys entire LINK stack

>WTF ALL MY LINKIES ARE GOOOOOONE

>>18680129
that explains why so many smart people work fast food and retail

Einstein himself pumped my gas the other day kek

>>18658239
>you could spend eternity half conscious in the equivalent of an artic pajeet passenger train in the run up to Ghandis birthday

>>18658250
You can't prove that people are not conscious in there, dumbass, learn some science

>>18606167

You stupid fucks. Why didn’t you buy?

Oh, what’s that NEET?

You’re barely getting by while I get paid a whole ass salary for working for 2 hours and then trading, jerking off and shitposting all day?

Lmao

>that mid 20s boomer who’s plan for his life is to wagecuck and invest into low risk equities so he can retire when he’s 65 then die of a heart attack at 70

>>18407488
because he has been chosen ever since he was a child bro

>>18370303
never paid rent, just thought i'd stay in a spare room I broke into

>mfw taking a loud, smelly poo poo while on a teleconference

>do almost nothing all week
>even when I tried I didn’t get far and was too distracted

>complete all my project tasks in an hour and a half Sunday night in preparation for my Monday briefing with management

Holy fuck. Working from home is god tier. Instead of me jerking off, eating, doing random spurts of pushups, laying on my couch and phone posting, I would have had to be in an office for 40 hours.

Thank you coronachan!

Who literally doing jack shit while working from home and getting paid for it here?

Literally did nothing today. My boss is on suicide watch.

>>18201539
Holy motherfucking cope. Try telling that to investors.