/biz/ - Business & Finance

My Dot is stuck on Acala at the moment due to the bridge hack.

>get linkedin spammeded by lazy roastie recruiters
>immediately ask for 50% more than i make now
>also demand fully remote
>never hear back

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>tfw someone saved your copypasta
you're missing the DUDE JUST LEARN A TRADE LMAO one, however.
>DUDE JUST LEARN A TRADE LMAO DUDE JUST WORK AS A HELPER TO GAIN EXPERIENCE BECAUSE THEY ALL WANT APPRENTICES WITH EXPERIENCE DUDE JUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE IN THE UNION AND KEEP REAPPLYING OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU FINALLY GET IN AND THEN SPEND 5 YEARS DOING APPRENTICE TRAINING GETTING ABUSED BY BOOMER BOSSES AND BOOMER FOREMEN AND RETARDED ALCOHOLIC DRUG ADDICT COWORKERS DUDE JUST KEEP DOING THE APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAM EVEN IF THEY CUT YOUR HOURS FOR A LACK OF WORK AND THE 5 YEAR PROGRAM TURNS INTO 7 YEARS WHEN YOU FINALLY FINISH IT DUDE JUST WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK ON MANDATORY OVERTIME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE DUDE JUST WAKE UP AT 4 AM AND DRIVE 1 HOUR TO THE JOBSITE IN A RATFUCK PICKUP TRUCK AND DRINK A GALLON OF COFFEE AND SMOKE A PACK OF CIGARETTES BY NOON JUST TO STAY AWAKE DUDE JUST IGNORE THE BACK PAIN AND KNEE PAIN AND JOINT PAIN DUDE KEEP WORKING, WORK UNTIL NIGHTFALL AND SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BREAKING YOUR BACK IN THE HOT AND THE COLD DUDE IT'S WORTH IT BECAUSE YOU MAKE $100K A YEAR DUDE JUST LEARN A TRADE WHO NEEDS COLLEGE DUDE ALL 157 MILLION WORKERS IN THE UNITED STATES NEED TO LEARN A TRADE DUDE LITERALLY EVERYONE SHOULD BE AN ELECTRICIAN, OR A PLUMBER, OR A WELDER, OR A CARPENTER, DUDE LEARN A TRADE LMAO

>get linkedin spammed by roastie recruiters offering shit jobs
>counter by demanding fully remote and 50% more than you currently make
who else on the /fast track to success/ ?