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I pray that all my bobo friends who are with me buying hefty amounts of puts on NVDA with Q3 2024 expirations make it.

>he thought we were done dumping
Lmao

>>28815670
What stocks are cheap? I honestly need some value plays rather than moon shots because I think those are over and I'm a bit scared.

>>28625682
The board would now like to begin the open floor Q&A session, to any interested.

To answer some common questions:
>how does the board plan to scale effectively?
The board believes that good tech utilization will allow us to scale. Specifically, utilizing google maps to direct the address of free methadone clinics to inside the store, as well as organizing BLM protests outside the store, to ensure maximum land value losses of possibly millions

>does the board have a plan in the event of severance?
Yes, the boards contingency plans to ensure maximum losses are reached for the quarter in the event of possible severance scenarios include telling customers their calorie counts and suggesting healthier options, as well as accidentally switching off the stores refrigeration systems.

THE WHOLE MARKET CRASHES FEBRUARY 19TH!