/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20020822
Just hit me up when your pornstar comes back from school, I'll fly her out and face fuck her, free of charge

So, anyway... now that volatility is back, what's to stop me from just making synthetic straddles on bitmex and rake in free money?

>Go long and short BTC with reasonably tight stop losses
>Leverage whatever side has positive fees just a little more so you don't have to pay fees
>Sell the winning position on any major move as soon as it outweighs liquidation of the losing position
>Rinse and repeat

There's a 0% chance of a sustained sideways market right now