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>be me, wealthy businessman
>lackeys tell me about bitcoin
>"That's stupid as shit but I'll buy anything gold colored, get me 10,000 of them."
>value starts to increase.
>buy 100k more
>people talking about it as the new currency
>lolwut
>run for president
>start to tank country to flood all people to crypto currency
>continue to destabilize the dollar for 4 years while pushing towards computer tokens I can get rich off of

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