/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_RkH7aHb8

He was just a rookie broker and he surely shook with fright,
He checked off his positions and made sure his spread was tight;
He had to sit and listen to those awful ape-men roar,
You ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

"Is everybody happy?" cried the VP looking up,
Our hero feebly answered, "yes" and then they stood him up;
He booted up his terminal, his credit line unhooked,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop,
The cash from his reserves spilled out, and wrapped around his legs,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

Redditors swung around his neck, and 4chan cracked his dome,
Algo shorts were tied in knots around his skinny bones;
The balance sheet became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;
He thought about the SEC, and wondered what they'd find,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

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